Saturday, September 5, 2009

ALLAH THE ALMIGHTY


ALLAH S.W.T., our GOD left clues. What a brilliant, helpful article to help our bodies, minds & spirits. I love this articles that will help us so much and forever. Can't you imagine GOD smiling as He made all of these wonderful fruits and vegetables in the shapes of the many parts of our bodies and brains?

This is really super brilliant!



A sliced carrot looks like the human eye. The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye...and YES science now shows that carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes.


Tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart is red and has four chambers. All of the research shows tomatoes are indeed pure for the heart and blood flow.



Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows that grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food.



Walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrum and lower cerebellums. Even the wrinkles or folds are on the nut just like the neo-cortex. We now know that walnuts help develop over 3 dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function.



Kidney Beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes, they look exactly like the human kidneys.



Celery, Bok Choy, Rhubarb and more look just like bones. These foods specifically target bone strength. Bones are 23% sodium and these foods are 23% sodium. If you don't have enough sodium in your diet the body pulls it from the bones, making them weak. These foods replenish the skeletal needs of the body.



Eggplant, Avocados and Pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female - they look just like these organs. Today's research shows that when a woman eats 1 avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight and prevents cervical cancers. And how profound is this? .... It takes exactly 9 months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit. There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical constituents of nutrition in each one of these foods (modern science has only studied and named about 141 of them).



Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow. Figs increase the motility of male sperm and increase the numbers of sperm as well to overcome male sterility.



Sweet Potatoes look like the pancreas and actually balance the glycemic index of diabetics.



Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries.



Grapefruits, Oranges, and other Citrus fruits look just like the mammary glands of the female and actually assist the health of the breasts and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts.


Onions look like body cells. Today's research shows that onions help clear waste materials from all of the body cells. They even produce tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes.




Don't you think that GOD is fantastic…

Friday, September 4, 2009

MYVi ke MYLOVe ?



CIKGU OH! CIKGU...

Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : ( Senyap, mengambil buku-bukunya dan keluar kelas )

P/S : Renung-renungkanlah !
( INI HANYALAH GURAUAN DAN REKAAN SEMATA-MATA )

EAT ME ?!

Can't eat pork, Swine flu...



Can't eat chicken, Bird flu...



Can't eat Beef, Mad cow...


Can't eat eggs, Salmonella...



Can't eat fish, heavy metal poisons in their waters...


Can't eat fruits and veggies, insecticides and herbicides...


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I believe that leaves Chocolate and Ice cream...


Remember - - -
'STRESSED' spelled backwards ! It's 'DESSERTS' !



Show this to people and you will lose 2 pounds!

If not, you will gain 10 pounds immediately!




That's why I had to show this on - -

And I wanted to put a smile on your face...
-Don't worry, Be happy-

CHOCOLATE CALCULATIONS FOR FUN !

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway -but I will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH


This is pretty neat.


DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read .Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10).


2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold).


3. Add 5.


4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator.


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759.. If you haven't, add 1758.


6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number. (i.e., How many times you want to have chocolate each week).


The next two numbers are YOUR AGE!
(Oh YES, it is!!!!!)


THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

-Chocolate Calculator-

5 HUMAN WONDERS

WORTH SEEING....



THE MILLAU VIADUCT BRIDGE

The Millau Viaduct is part of the new E11 expressway connecting Paris and Barcelona and features the highest bridge piers ever constructed. The tallest is 240 meters high and the overall height will be an impressive 336 meters, making this the highest bridge in the world.


PARKING IN GERMANY





FIRST AIR-CONDITIONED BUS STATION IN DUBAI




WORLD'S FASTEST ELEVATOR INSTALLED IN WORLD'S TALLEST BUILDING

Toshiba Elevator and Building Systems Corp announced the installation of the world's fastest passenger elevator just exactly where it is needed - in Taipei 101, the world's tallest building. The elevator runs at a top speed of 1,010 meters per minute when ascending (600 meters per minute on the way down), which works out to 60.6 kilometers per hour.
The Elevator can go from the 5th floor to the 89th floor in 39 seconds.
The world's fastest elevator offers the following new technologies:
* The world's first pressure control system, which adjusts the atmospheric pressure inside a car by using suction and discharge blowers, preventing those riding inside the car experiencing 'ear popping'.

THE WORLD'S FIRST ALL-GLASS UNDERSEA RESTAURANT OPENS






The World's First All-glass Undersea Restaurant Opens

15 th April marks the day that the first ever all-glass undersea restaurant in the world opens its doors for business at the Hilton Maldives Resort & Spa. It will sit five meters below the waves of the Indian Ocean, surrounded by a vibrant coral reef and encased in clear acrylic offering diners 270-degrees of panoramic underwater views.

'We have used aquarium technology to put diners face-to-face with the stunning underwater environment of the Maldives', says Carsten Schieck, General Manager of Hilton Maldives Resort & Spa. 'Our guests always comment on being blown aw ay by the colour, clarity, and beauty of the underwater world in the Maldives, so it seemed the perfect idea to build a restaurant where diners can experience fine cuisine and take time to enjoy the views - without ever getting their feet wet.'

Created by MJ Murphy Ltd, a design consultancy based in New Zealand, Ithaa's distinctive feature is the use of curved transparent acrylic walls and roof, similar to those used in aquarium attractions. 'The fact that the entire restaurant except for the floor is made of clear ac rylic makes this unique in the world,' continues Schieck, 'We are currently planting a coral garden on the reef to add to the spectacular views of the rays, sharks and many colorful fish that live around the area.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Ditindih atau Paralisis ?


Ramai yang kata ternampak ‘benda’ tertentu yang menindih tubuh mereka hingga tidak boleh bergerak. Adakah itu sekadar cerita rekaan kerana tidak tahu hendak menghuraikan fenomena lumpuh sementara?

Apabila mula sedar dari tidur, Sistem Pengaktifan Retikular (RAS) 'dihidupkan' kembali, namun adakalanya otak mengambil sedikit masa untuk mencetus isyarat elektrikal kepada keseluruhan fungsi tubuh. Itulah yang membuatkan seseorang mendapati dirinya tidak boleh bercakap atau menggerakkan anggota badan.

Sebenarnya apa yang berlaku itu merupakan fenomena paralisis tidur. Ia merujuk kepada suatu tempoh singkat yang membuatkan seseorang tidak dapat membuat pergerakan mana-mana bahagian badan ketika baru memasuki fasa hendak tidur (hipnogogik atau predormital), atau ketika hendak sedar daripada tidur (hipnopompik atau posdormital).

Apakah simptom-simptomnya? Lazimnya seseorang akan mengadu hilang upaya gerak anggota tangan atau kaki ketika baru mula tidur atau hendak sedar. Berlaku juga episod singkat paralisis otot skeletal, sama ada sebahagian atau sepenuhnya. Ia biasanya dikaitkan dengan halusinasi hipnogogik atau aktiviti otak yang mencetus situasi seperti mimpi.

Paralisis tidur selalunya dikaitkan dengan narkolepsi, iaitu gangguan neurologikal yang membuatkan seseorang mengalami rasa mengantuk yang ekstrem lalu boleh tertidur secara tiba-tiba. Namun begitu, ada orang yang mengalami paralisis ini tanpa menunjukkan petanda narkolepsi.

Antara penyebab paralisis tidur ini adalah seperti tidur dalam posisi terlentang terlalu lama, jadual tidur yang tidak menentu, tidak cukup tidur dan istirehat, stres dan juga pertukaran gaya hidup secara mendadak (misalnya peralihan daripada mod rehat kepada aktiviti ekstrem secara mengejut).

Dalam kes halusinasi hipnogogik tertentu, seseorang akan merasa seperti ada orang lain di dalam bilik tidur mereka. Ada juga yang trauma apabila menyangka ada ‘sesuatu’ yang duduk di atas dada hingga menyukarkan pernafasan.

Sejak berkurun, ia terjadi pada manusia dan dipanggil Fenomena Hag. Walaupun kesannya menimbulkan keresahan dan ketakutan, tiada risiko atau ancaman fizikal boleh berlaku.
Dalam dunia ini memang ada makhluk lain di dimensi yang tidak dapat ditembusi mata kasar kita. Tetapi janganlah kita jadikan ia satu-satunya alasan bagi setiap kejadian yang tidak dapat dihuraikan.